When facts are inconvenient,
presentation is everything.

Welcome to the office of Sue E. Someone. We represent founders, executives, and occasionally relatives who need disciplined legal strategy, controlled aggression, and wording that survives screenshots.

24/7Crisis posture
11.2 minAverage response to "we have a problem"
97%Matters resolved before anyone says "trial"
“Just because there are receipts doesn’t mean there is context.”

Practice Areas

Cross-functional litigation and reputational defense for modern risk surfaces: courts, contracts, inboxes, and group chats.

Reputation Containment

For high-visibility misunderstandings that began as “banter” and now have exhibit numbers.

Pre-Litigation Posture

Strategic letters, calibrated pressure, and immaculate concern on heavyweight letterhead.

Digital Defamation Response

When a comment section becomes discoverable and everyone suddenly remembers professionalism.

Selected Outcomes

State v. Questionable Judgment

Outcome: exposure reduced, narrative stabilized, and all future statements routed through counsel.

People v. Group Chat Evidence

Outcome: charges reconsidered after procedural challenge and one unusually persuasive slide deck.

Neighbor v. Leaf Blower

Outcome: negotiated ceasefire, narrow injunction, and a professionally neutral wave from the driveway.

Prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome. Every matter depends on its specific facts and applicable law.

Client Feedback

Founder, SaaS (name withheld)

“I said one sentence on a podcast and three investors called counsel. Sue fixed the order of events and, somehow, my tone.”

COO, Consumer Brand

“She reviewed my draft statement, removed 42 adjectives, and saved us six weeks of avoidable escalation.”

Private Client

“I arrived with panic and screenshots. I left with a plan, a timeline, and strict instructions to stop texting.”

FAQ

Do you offer consultations?

Yes. Bring facts, timeline, and the message you were about to send but thankfully did not.

Can you guarantee outcomes?

No credible attorney can. We guarantee preparation, pressure strategy, and very clear next steps.

What makes this firm different?

Disciplined legal writing, controlled aggression, and zero tolerance for preventable screenshots.

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